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Exclusive: Trump-Putin Secret Helsinki Meeting Transcript

  “The President’s Club” had a super secret meeting–– but we’ve got the inside dope! The Lint Screen has secured a top secret transcript of a private meeting President Donald J. Trump held with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Helsinki in July. The document is the only known transcript of this meeting. Immediately following the …

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BFFs Starting Their Own Journalism Club

 Saudi Arabia Prince Mohammed bin Salman and First Son-In-Law Jared Kushner are known to be best friends. “Jared calls MBS a couple times a day,” an anonymous White House insider told The Lint Screen. “They even talk at bedtime. I think it drives Ivanka nuts. Sometimes, I’ll be down the hall from their bedroom and hear Jared on the …

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Inside The Situation Room Wall Discussions

 Thanks to a sneaky mole, The Lint Screen has obtained a top secret transcript of Friday’s discussion between Team Trump and Team Pelosi inside the White House Situation Room. Cast: DT– Donald Trump MP– Mike Pence MM– Mitch McConnell KN– Kirstjen Nielsen NP– Nancy Pelosi CS– Chuck Schumer SCENE OPENS IN THE WHITE HOUSE SITUATION …

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Trump Lists His Demands to Dems; Won’t Budge

 Nancy Pelosi won’t know what hit her when she takes control of the Democrat-ruled Congress on Tuesday. President Donald Trump not only wants $5 billion for his “big beautiful wall”–– he is demanding more. Much more. The Lint Screen has obtained Trump’s self-titled, “DEMOCRAT DEMAND LIST AND YOU BETTER GIVE IT TO ME I REALLY …

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Trump’s Legal Team Bolstered

 The president is like an ambulance–– he just naturally attracts lawyers. Today, Sarah Huckabee Sanders told The Lint Screen that Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s legal mastermind, has gone to the bullpen and hired the respected law firm of Dowee Cheatem & Howe. “The deep state is working overtime,” Sanders said. “Lawsuits keep piling up against our …

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Nation Terrorized by Sex-Starved Singers

  The United States of America is under siege by hedonistic hipsters hellbent on horizontal hard-core hanky-panky! The song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a smut-filled anthem promoting pre-marital sinning. Little wonder radio stations across the nation are banning the dirty song before it drives listeners into the fiery lakes of hell and eternal damnation! “‘Baby …

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