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Trump Lists His Demands to Dems; Won’t Budge

 Nancy Pelosi won’t know what hit her when she takes control of the Democrat-ruled Congress on Tuesday. President Donald Trump not only wants $5 billion for his “big beautiful wall”–– he is demanding more. Much more. The Lint Screen has obtained Trump’s self-titled, “DEMOCRAT DEMAND LIST AND YOU BETTER GIVE IT TO ME I REALLY …

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Trump’s Legal Team Bolstered

 The president is like an ambulance–– he just naturally attracts lawyers. Today, Sarah Huckabee Sanders told The Lint Screen that Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s legal mastermind, has gone to the bullpen and hired the respected law firm of Dowee Cheatem & Howe. “The deep state is working overtime,” Sanders said. “Lawsuits keep piling up against our …

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Nation Terrorized by Sex-Starved Singers

  The United States of America is under siege by hedonistic hipsters hellbent on horizontal hard-core hanky-panky! The song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a smut-filled anthem promoting pre-marital sinning. Little wonder radio stations across the nation are banning the dirty song before it drives listeners into the fiery lakes of hell and eternal damnation! “‘Baby …

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