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Kavanaugh Will Be Investigated, Thanks To Trump

 Donald Trump has done it again! After weeks of bitter bipartisan “wrasslin’” as Sen. Lindsey Graham might say, President Donald J. Trump did the impossible–– he persuaded the FBI to launch an investigation into some of the allegations about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. “As I have said many times for a long time,” Trump …

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Trump Slays International Crowd, Will Headline Vegas

 United States President Donald J. Trump was on fire today as he did stand-up comedy for a packed house of international visitors in New York City. “I tell you, I don’t get no respect,” said a twitchy Trump as he straightened his ridiculously long Chinese necktie. “No respect at all. I asked my wife if …

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Ted Cruz Attacks His Likability Issue Head-On

 Sen. Ted Cruz is out to change public opinion! The despicable little cretin is upset that many people have described him as a repulsive creep devoid of any humanity with the charisma of a moldy mop soaking in a bucket of cat urine and tobacco spit. Enter Political POW! Marketing. The Dallas-based “brand enhancement” firm …

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Stephen Miller Kills In Atlanta

 Last night, Stephen Miller, a senior advisor to President Trump, took the stage at the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta and performed a crisp comedy set on open mic night. In an exclusive, The Lint Screen presents the transcript of the hilarious jokester’s routine. “Hello. I am Stephen Miller. I work in Washington, D.C. In …

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