“I’ve fought in wars,” Gen. Kelley said, “but I’ve never seen the destruction, carnage, and sheer terror of this presidency. So, I’ve called in the big guns–– Sister Ellen Marie Grace.”
Month: August 2017
Giggles Named Sec. Of Fun!
Trump Declared “Sanest Human Ever”
Trump Slams The Lint Screen
Last night, at his pep rally in Phoenix, President Trump told supporters, “Don’t believe the fake media. Everything they say is a lie. Everything! I know. It’s all fake, especially The Lint Screen.” Trump’s complexion changed from orange to red as he continued. “The Lint Screen has been very unfair to me. Very unfair. Too …