Humor

Lochte To Give Volkswagen Credibility

 Following its fiasco of falsifying diesel emissions tests in America and Europe, Volkswagen has found a juicy beefsteak to place on its black eye–– enlisting Ryan Lochte, Olympic medal-winning swimmer as its spokesperson. “Ryan will bring gold back to our tarnished reputation,” Sandy Berstendt, Sr. Director of Public Relations for Volkswagen told The Lint Screen. …

Continue Reading
Humor

Bubbles Admits Elaborate Ruse

 Over the years, Bubbles the Clown has made thousands laugh with his wacky antics and silly hijinks working for Majorie, Kane & Cooper Circus. On the surface, Bubbles appears to be the funniest creature on Earth. But, the Clown recently admitted to The Lint Screen that it is all a lie! “I’m a fake,” the …

Continue Reading
Humor

Olympics Rebrands As “Survivor: Rio”

“Rio is hopelessly behind in preparations. Everyone you turn it’s one catastrophe after another. Filthy polluted water, unfinished facilities, diseases, bacteria, wads of gum on the sidewalks, fires, leprosy, kidnapping, shootings, Zika skeeters smoking cigarettes and snorting cocaine…”

Continue Reading