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Bee Confesses To Being A Slacker

 A honeybee today confessed he was not “busy as a bee.” “Really,” the bee continued in his prepared statement. “I’m just not terribly busy. Kind of bored, actually. Been pretty chill.” And with that, the bee fell asleep. The world was stunned. Abuzz, even! Up was down, right was left, never would Shania and Mark …

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Kim Jong-un Enters Race For U.S. Presidency

 The Lint Screen has learned that the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un, has decided to enter the United States Presidential race. “The Glorious One will annihilate the other candidates,” said Dennis Rodman, official spokesperson for the North Korean leader. “The man is a god; he once shot sixteen playing …

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