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Kansas Girl Vows To Kill Witch

 Dorothy Gale is sick and tired of the bleak, drab Kansas landscape, and she’s going to do something about it, The Lint Screen has learned. In a stunning move, the young orphan announced she wanted some color in her world, and she’ll do whatever it takes to get it. “I read somewhere that all you …

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The Lint Screen Shunned In ’16 Pulitzers

 The world still may not be breathing following the shocking news that The Lint Screen did not receive any 2016 Pulitzer Prize Awards. “This is almost unconscionable,” said Dr. Lawrence Kidneyworttle, English Department Chairman of The Amazingly Epic Incredible University in Greilickville, Michigan. “I imagine if one had a feather one could knock me over …

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11 Little-Known Masters Tournament Facts

 When the referee blows the whistle and the starting gun is fired tomorrow morning, The 80th Masters Golf Tournament will officially begin. The Lint Screen looks at some little-known tidbits that may make you say, “huh?” 1. The original name of the competition was “The Super Duper Golfing Badass Slugfest Annihilation Smackdown” 2. The winner …

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