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Airline Flight Has Zero Complaints

     For the first time in recorded history, a commercial airline flight had no bellyaching about a lack of legroom in the cabin. “It’s a miracle,” said Flight Attendant Sheila Wesporde who worked American Airlines flight #491 from Phoenix to Los Angeles.on March 27. “I get tired of hearing people complain about the lack of …

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Charlie Brown Getting Hair!

 Poor Charlie Brown. He’s lived 68-years as a kid with precious little hair and an obvious growth hormone problem, trapped in an existential hell with a crew of kids who never age and continue to repeat the same mistakes endlessly! But at least one aspect of his life is about to change–– “Chuck” is getting …

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Exclusive Peyton Manning Interview

 With the announcement of Peyton Manning’s retirement, The Lint Screen sat down with him for the following exclusive interview. TLS: Hello, Peyton. PM: Hi. TLS: It’s kind of a funny name, ‘Peyton.’ PM: I guess so. THERE IS AN AWKWARD TWENTY SECONDS OF SILENCE AS THE REPORTER CONSULTS HIS NOTES. TLS: So, retirement, huh? PM: …

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