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Crybabies Lawyer Up Against Lint

 Since making the generous FREE offer of urine tests for readers of The Lint Screen, our offices have been deluged by legal parasites looking to suck at the teat of Lady Justice–– but her scales show that you litigious deadbeats are way out of line. Allegedly many of the people who urinated on their computer …

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The Lint Screen Urine Test

 As a public service, The Lint Screen is proud to offer a revolutionary advance in medicine–– urine tests collected over the internet! YES, just in time for flu and cold season, we will scientifically analyze your urine and identify the vitamins, minerals and supplements you need to battle the nasty germs and bacteria waiting to …

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Mannequin Confessions: Lenore

 In this third installment of The Lint Screen’s exclusive exposé on the mannequin community, a previously silent voice comes forward to tell the unvarnished truth of a life spent still. “I see them across the way–– the young ones dressed in their Haute couture. They are so pretty, so sullen, beguiling and provocative. Their skin …

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Mannequin Confessions: Kianti

 This is the second in The Lint Screen’s exclusive profiles of mannequins, “The Still Generation.” Today, a high fashion mannequin in Memphis named Kianti shares her thoughts and feelings in a brutally honest confession. “People always wonder why I’m so quiet but they never stop and ask themselves why they’re always talking and talking and …

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Mannequin Confessions: Jinsey

 They are the world’s most misunderstood population. Mannequins don the latest fashions and fight the urge to move as a public service to humanity. The Lint Screen begins an in-depth look into these vital group through exclusive first person narratives that will illuminate, educate and titillate. Enjoy this stab at your so-called new journalism. “I …

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