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9 Secrets About The Kimye Nuptials

 The wedding of the century went down Saturday as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West married in Florence, Italy, and The Lint Screen was there for every adrenaline-filled second. Here are some of the highlights that no other news media has reported: + Kanye said, “E” and Kim replied “O” as the couple exchanged vowels and …

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Our Bad–– Lint Korrections

 The first man to walk on the moon, Paula Deen, once quipped, “To air is human, to forgive define.” It is in that spirit of definition that The Lint Screen prints this correction of goofs and blunders our editorial staff has made. + The Shining was written by Stephen King, not Martin Luther King + …

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Snow Fears Fueled Georgia Gun Laws

 The state of Georgia is not known for liberalism, so how did its lawmakers pass one of the most liberal gun laws in the nation? The answer is cold. On January 28, two inches of snow paralyzed the city of Atlanta and its metro area of six million people. The incident, called “Snowpocalypse” made Atlanta …

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