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N.R.A. Wants Law To Make It Easier To Get Guns

 The National Rifle Association is mad! The powerful organization is urging lawmakers to pass legislation that will make it much easier for people to acquire guns. “It’s ridiculous the hoops we make law abiding Americans jump through to get a weapon,” said an N.R.A. spokesman. “We force people to go to gun shows or even …

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April Fool’s Joke Ends Tragically

 Tom Mundyfort and Chet Woodstrom had been friends since the age of five, but that friendship ended tragically this morning when Mundyfort shot Woodstrom dead, the unfortunate victim of an April Fool’s Day prank gone awry. “We always tried to one up each other,” said a sobbing Mr. Mundyfort handcuffed in the back of a …

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