In a stunning development, the year 2008, Rod Blagojevich, Father Time and Bernard Madoff have all been arrested and charged with trying to alter the state of the universe and the natural order of things.
Ah, the classic Christmas movies: “Miracle on 34th Street”, “White Christmas”, “It’s A Wonderful Life”, “A Christmas Story”… our family watched none of these on Christmas eve.
We watched “The Deer Hunter” instead.
I wish I could have sent every person in the world our family’s special 2008 Christmas card, but I didn’t have all your addresses and I was low on stamps. So, here it is on the worldwide internets for your holiday viewing pleasure.